I look at the Fed Ex guy, “Do you have any idea what you are delivering?”
“Not often.”
“These boxes from Mentor have breast implants in them,” I tell him.
He blushes, “Deliveries to your office will never be the same.”
I am a plastic surgeon in Little Rock, AR. I used to "suture for a living", I continue "to live to sew". These days most of my sewing is piecing quilts. I love the patterns and interplay of the fabric color. I would like to explore writing about medical/surgical topics as well as sewing/quilting topics. I will do my best to make sure both are represented accurately as I share with both colleagues and the general public.
I look at the Fed Ex guy, “Do you have any idea what you are delivering?”
“Not often.”
“These boxes from Mentor have breast implants in them,” I tell him.
He blushes, “Deliveries to your office will never be the same.”
5 comments:
LOL...Handle with care, right? Nice post, Ramona. Have a great day.
That's funny Ramona! I don't imagine it will be the same for him again. Ha ha! :)
I have been meaning to tell you that I really liked that pretty wispy scarf you made a while back. I've never seen one like it. Very pretty. :)
And now ..thanks to another blogger telling me how to fix the settings on my monitor ..I can see the colors in your quilts more brilliantly.
Oh I burst out laughing when I read that. In fact, I'm still smiling about it now ;)
I love making guys blush:)
:)
Watch where his eyes go at the next delivery...he probably won't be able to look anyone in the eye!
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