Grunt Doc posted yesterday about having a run-in with a skunk. It left his car with a not so funny smell. My husband tells a story about a time when he and his friend Dave went to a car show. They had been sitting in the car with the doors closed, checking out all the features. Finished with their inspection, they exited. One of them farted just as they stepped out of the car. [My husband always says it was his friend, but knowing my husband it could easily have been him.]
Simultaneously, an exhibitor opened the door on the opposite side for a couple to enter the car and check it out. His words, "Don't you just love that new car smell."
Now for something much funnier than my joke telling, check out this youtube video of the late GREAT George Carlin.